Ketam Cili

Assalamualaikum. Today aku masak ketam. Memang feveret hubby. Mesti meleleh airliur. Tak dapek den nolong, tengok je la gambar. Kuang kuang kuanggggggggg....

A an Aku n hopefully Babe sambung


1.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
:: feu times..
} penah la sekali (tapi mamat tu aku taw la intention dia lain tak bukan jual minyak)

2. How long have you been breathing?
:: nearly 24years alrdy, so bende immature x layan ye.
} almost 488,808,000 minit lamanya..... whoaaa lama gak tu

3. What have you learned lately?
:: its all business, nothing personal ~
} ermmm LIFE IS ABOUT BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE DEEP BLUE SEA


4. How many pillows do you like to use?
:: 2 please.
} 4 jee (tapi hubby musti bengang banyak nau bantal dah macam kedai)


5. Do you like blue berry cheese cake?
:: i like classic cheese cake! ngn choc cheese cake
} i lure cheeze cake daaaa....


6. Do you trust people too easily or not enough?
:: easily. xske pkir -ve pasal org. org tipu ke hape, lantak korg la.
} both


9. What's the color of the soap in your bathroom?
:: xpakai soap, pkai shower cream.
} both me n hubby suker nau shower gel n shower scrub


11. Do you ever bite your lip?
:: not anymore.
} memang tebiat. uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

12. What brand of body lotion do you use?
:: johnson moist-lotion/aloe-lotion.
} mark n spenser any scence

13. Should country music die?
:: lantak kat hang la, xkesah.
} i don't give a damn (wakakakkakakakkaka)

14. When was the last time you cried?
:: urk? last week, fer script practice.
} tak ingat leeee

15. Are you ticklish?
:: nope. xske.
} sangat2


16. Are camera phones worth it?
:: worth a lot!!!
} yeeee setujuuuuuuu.......


17. Are there too many commercials on TV?
:: haah..busan tgk telly sbb tu lah.
} teramat lahhhhhhhhhhhh banyak nya

19. When was the last time someone said something that really bothered you?
:: today. sengal la org yg ske nk provoke2 org ni, cm bagus sgt.
} tak ingat

20. Do you have a crazy side?
:: yes. dun ask wut.
} yes and believe me u guyz do not want to know


21. Do you ever keep arguing even when you know you’re wrong?
:: xperlu lah. buang karan jew.
} pernah rasanya


23. Do long distance relationships work?
:: yes. sstgh org yg xbule tu xbule la. org kan laen2..
} boleh sangat2. terbukti me n hubby. b4 becinter, b4 tunang, b4 kawen n at present masih berjauhan n it works well


24. Scuba diving or Skydiving?
:: sky.. sbb xreti berenang!
} saya klaustrophobic wakakakkakaka


25. What do you like people to call you?
:: Farihan
} janji sedap n sopan

26. Do you put your subject while you type the bulletin or after?
:: after
} tak tentu

27. What are you listening to?
:: weng,weng.....
} pop

28. Is any part of your body sore?
:: my brain is.
} yes brain it is wakakakkakakaka


29. Is there someone you want to fight?
:: xmo. nk buat pe?
} ada la kot cuma tak finalize ngan saper

30. Are you missing anyone?
:: few peoples actually.
} whoaaaaa...... bunch of 'em


31. What were you doing an hour ago?
:: bathing..
} ehhh cemana leh kebetulan? sama la i pon mandi gak awwwwwwwww


32. Are you outgoing?
:: kalu ngn org yg bg impact la. keyword- impact.
} yang satu kepala YESSSSS

33. Where do you wish you were right now?
:: kat rumah..
} atas katil sebelah hubby, tengok dia snoring (tapi dia tak ngaku bunyik nyer ngalah enjen motobot)

35. What's the closest blue thing to you?
:: cosmetic bag
} NIKON (dah janji ekkkkk)


36. Can you do a split?
:: hahahahaa!! patah le pinggang..
} yes, in my dream

37. When was the last time you held someone’s hand?
:: yesterday time jln2 ngn my galfren
} last few days masa rayau kat Bab Al-Bahrain

38. Do you part your hair in the middle?
:: no.no.no.
} i used too but i nampak cute okayyyyyy (perasan)


39. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
:: tikah, tiq n ili lulu!
} nagwa kot pasal dia n fiance


42. What is your natural hair color?
:: black
} sama laaa


44. Ever made banana pancakes?
:: mkn jew..
} pancake tak pernah but banana cake yesss penahh


45. Do you usually tell people whenthey hurt you?
:: no. malas.
} kadang2

AKU N ZANETA

CHARCOAL GRILL (HIJAB TERLOROT OPSSS)

SINI N NAGWA

NAGWA N ZANETA

Alkisah dalam satu negeri tu adalah seorang raja yang sangat ego lagi berlagak. Dah lah tak hensem, sombonglah pulak tu. Baginda mempunyai seekor kuda yang sangat patuh kepadanya. Kepandaian kuda ini telah tersebar meluas ke seluruh negara. Kuda ni memang pandai giler….. suruh buat apa pun mesti dilakukan, kalau raja suruh panjat pokok dia panjat, suruh nyayi lagu Hattan dia nyanyi …itu pasallah raja ni sayang sangat kat kudenya. Tapi kude ni hanya dengar arahan raja ni sorang je. Kerana berasa sangat ego, raja ini telah mengadakan satu pertandingan jika ada diantara rakyatnya yang dapat mengarahkan kuda tu duduk, dapatlah hadiah lima ratus dinar seperti yang dijanjikan kepada rakyatnya. Apabila hari pertandingan bermula, keluarlah seluruh rakyatnya untuk menyaksikan siapa yang boleh membuatkan kude tu duduk.


Hari dah hampir senja tapi masih tiada yang dapat berbuat demikian…makin egolah raja sorang ni. Tiba-tiba muncul seorang budak lalu pergi ke arah kuda tu dan tanpa disangka-sangka kude tu terus tunduk. Maka terkejutlah raja tadi lalu dipanggilnya budak tersebut seraya bertanya,

“Apa yang engkau buat sampai kude beta tu duduk wahai budak?”

Maka dengan selambanya budak tu berkata,

“Tadi patik jentik telur kude tu sampai dia terduduk"

(Senak la agaknya kot…) Lalu blah sambil mengira-ngira wang yg dimenanginya. Raja yang tak puas hati ni adakan satu lagi pertandingan. Bukannye apa… nak cover malu.

“Kali ni beta pasti yang sapa-sapa pun takkan boleh menyuruh kuda beta menggelengkan kepalanya”

katanya dalam hati sambil ketawa.

Maka sampailah hari pertandingan tu…ramailah rakyat keluar nak melihat sapa yang boleh buat kude raja ni geleng kepala. Seperti hari yg sebelumnya, dari pagi sampai la ke petang masih belum ada siapa yang dapat membuatkan kuda raja tersebut menggelengkan kepalanya… raja menyengih panjang sebab senja dah hampir tiba. Tiba-tiba datang lagi budak kecik tu dan bagitahu raja yang dia nak cuba lagi. Dengan selambanya raja berkata,

“Cubalah kalau boleh”.

Budak kecik ni pun pegi kat kude tu lalu berbisik kat telinganya. Dengan tak semena-mena kude tu terus menggelengkan kepalanya, maka bersoraklah orang ramai dengan kejayaan budak kecik tu lagi. Raja berasa pelik lalu bertanya!

“Beta nak tau, apa yang kamu bisikkan tadi sampai kude beta pun gelengkan kepalanya?”

Dengan selambanya budak tu jawab,

"Nak kena jentik lagi…??”

Assalamualaikum. Gambar duit tu sebenarnya wife patient bagi sorang dapat 10 dinar. Today kitorang keje 3 orang je yang lagi 2 orang dah kene post ke wad 32 (pundek la weiiii float tak abis2) Takde la bizi mana cuma rezeki kami la ari ni. 10 dinar tu bersamaan 85 ringgit Malaysia.

Berjimat boleh membawa nahas - Minyak mahal dikhuatiri tingkatkan kes kemalangan motosikal
Oleh ASRON MUSTAPHAmohdasron@kosmo.com.my

PUTRAJAYA – Jumlah kematian akibat nahas membabitkan motosikal dalam masa enam bulan pertama tahun ini bertambah 12 peratus berbanding tempoh yang sama tahun lalu, namun apa yang dikhuatiri peningkatan itu dijangka lebih ketara selepas ini. Kebimbangan ini disebabkan lebih ramai orang mahu menjimatkan duit minyak selain tidak perlu membayar tol dengan menaiki motosikal. Berdasarkan rekod Jabatan Keselamatan Jalan Raya (JKJR), korban nahas jalan raya membabitkan penunggang dan pembonceng motosikal dalam masa enam bulan tahun ini ialah 1,939 berbanding 1,728 bagi tempoh yang sama tahun lalu. Ketua Pengarah JKJR, Datuk Suret Singh berkata, pertambahan motosikal di jalan raya akan mendedahkan lebih ramai penunggang dan pembonceng kepada nahas. “Senario ini sangat membimbangkan kerana masyarakat terutamanya yang berpendapatan rendah lebih berminat menggunakan motosikal berbanding pengangkutan awam yang jauh lebih selamat,” katanya pada sidang akhbar semalam.

Assalamualaikum. Merujuk keratan berita tu especially yang bahagian highlited tu, apa kita nak buat sekarang, itu salah ini salah, serba tak kena. Isu kenaikan harga petrol baru2 ni adakah pemimpin dah kaji terlebih dahulu impaknya kepada rakyat. Kalau minyak mahal tak kan kita nak dok tunggu duit or minyak datang melayang dari langit? Sudah tentu la kita akan pikir alternatif yang terbaik kan? Seperti yang pernah aku kata golongan pertengahan membawa kepada golongan miskin, daif akan makin susah, yang kaya bertambah kaya. Inilah maksudnya. Kalau dah minyak mahal tak kan nak kesana sini pakai kereta, sudah tentu kita akan pakai motor yang lebih jimat nak pakai basikal tak praktikal la pulak bayangkan nak pegi ke Chow Kit dari Greenwood may be malam dah kena start kayuh. Ishhhhh...... Kalau nak pikir aspek keselamatan je, tu anak kat umah sapa nak bagi makan? sapa nak tanggung pelajaran? masa depan sapa nak tolong pikir? Sapa nak bagi nafkah? Sapa nak jawab bil? Sapa nak bayar cukai? Kerajaan ke ?

1. Do you hate the last guy you texted? >> No, coz i texed my hubby

2. When was the last time you took a nap? >> Semalam. Coz tak keje boring kat umah

3. Do you only drink bottled water? >> Tak.

4. What are you listening to right now? >> Azan Isya'

5. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? >> Mak.

6. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? >> My hubby

7. What's on your mind most today? >> Keje

8. Something that happened today that made you angry?
>> Yes. Assignment 2 mama yang gemok gedempol.

9. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? >> I talk

10. Do you wear makeup? >> Yes

11. Are you missing someone? >> Teribly

12. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? >> Depends

13. What instant messaging service do you use? >> YM

14. Would you date/hook up with your brothers best friend? >> No sebab kebanyakan nya bawah umor

15. Have you ever had a panic attack? >> Ade

16. What colour is your hair? >> Hitam kot

17. Who was the last person you talked to in person? >> Nagwa

18. Are you happy right now? >> Yes, apasal?

19. Is your phone right beside you? >> Always

20. Are you cold? >> Kalo AC berlebih


21. What are you looking forward to in the next few months? >> Balik Malaysia

22. First thing you do when you wake up? >> Carik HP tengok time n date

23. What does your best friends call you? >> Babe, Dang

24. Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing? >> Snowing aa romantik

25. Who do you call the most? >> Mom n Hubby

26. What were you doing 10 hours ago? >> Keje

27. Have you ever fought for the opposite sex? >> Tak koser makkkkk

28. Are you that good at math? >> Suxx

29. Do/did you listen to your parents? >> Kadang2

30. At what age did you learn to ride a bike? >> Tak ingat la

31. What's your favourite holiday? >> All

32. Ever dyed your hair? >> Banyak kali hahhahaha

33. Do you have any siblings? Do you get along? >> Yes n yes

34. Do you cry a lot? >> No

35. Are you good at keeping secrets? >> Depends

36. What did you do today? >> Keje

37. Do you crack your knuckles? >> Tak paham knuckles tu

38. What kind of tattoos do you want/have? >> Tak nak la

39. Do you give special ringtones to certain people? >> Tak pon

40. Have you talked mean about anyone today? >> Yes about S*******

41. Can you remember your last dream? >> Tak

42. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? >> Banyak kali

46. Suppose you see your boyfriend/girlfriend kissing another person, what would you do? >> Tengok je

47. What is bothering you right now? >> Time

48. Can you type over 60 words per minute? >> Tak tau

49. Would you be able to date someone who had a kid wit someonelse? >> I dah kawin laa tapi dulu time bujang ada attempts wheheheheeee

50. What will you be doing 5 hours from now? >> Sleeping

Gas prices around the world

Think you pay a lot for gas? Perhaps you'd prefer to live in Venezuela
The main factor in price disparities between countries is government policy, according to AirInc, a company that tracks the cost of living in various places around the world. Many European nations tax gasoline heavily, with taxes making up as much as 75 percent of the cost of a gallon of gasoline, said a spokesperson for AirInc.In a few Latin America and Middle-East nations, such as Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, oil is produced by a government-owned company and local gasoline prices are kept low as a benefit to the nation's citizens, he said. All prices updated June, 2008.

PRICE IN USD/GALLON

Netherlands Amsterdam $6.48
Norway Oslo $6.27
Italy Milan $5.96
Denmark Copenhagen $5.93
Belgium Brussels $5.91
Sweden Stockholm $5.80
United Kingdom London $5.79
Germany Frankfurt $5.57
France Paris $5.54
Portugal Lisbon $5.35
Hungary Budapest $4.94
Luxembourg $4.82
Croatia Zagreb $4.81
Ireland Dublin $4.78
Switzerland Geneva $4.74
Spain Madrid $4.55
Japan Tokyo $4.24
Czech Republic Prague $4.19
Romania Bucharest $4.09
Adorra $4.08
Estonia Tallinn $3.62
Bulgaria Sofia $3.52
Brazil Brasilia $3.12
Cuba Havana $3.03
Taiwan Taipei $2.84
Lebanon Beirut $2.63
South Africa Johannesburg $2.62
Nicaragua Managua $2.61
Panama Panama City $2.19
Russia Moscow $2.10
Puerto Rico San Juan $1.74
Saudi Arabia Riyadh $0.91
Kuwait Kuwait City $0.78
Egypt Cairo $0.65
Nigeria Lagos $0.38
Venezuela Caracas $0.12
Malaysia Kuala Lumpur $3.77